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STRONA GŁÓWNAOGŁOSZENIAFOTOSTOPVIDEOOKOSZYBKIE ŻARTYŁOWISKOO TAŃCU
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o adopcji (czarny humor?)

- Mamo, czy to prawda, że jestem adoptowany?
- Byłeś, synku.
- Jak to - byłem.. ?
- Bo Cię oddali.

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